05/22/07 - Before you hit the back button in disgust and never come back to this site again, let me just say that I haven't decided if this is what the new IP will be like. I was just trying to figure out how to make it funnier and I got to thinking that talking food is allways funny. So keep in mind that this is not final, but one never knows what could happen.

Banana = Parker

Apple = Calvin

Kiwi = Charlotte